Wtf lol an 8 minute mile?…slow ass people.

That awkard moment when your PE teacher is fatter than you.

laugh-addict:

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“No, how about YOU run the mile in under 8 minutes.”

(Source: ayeitsairon)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(via t3enspirit)

jetsovervegas:

blankslate:

i tried to write about your eyes
but i ran out of cliches

i tried to say you plainly
but there wasn’t enough truth

whoever invented this language
didn’t anticipate you

Corny shit I be wanting to say sometimes